This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
What I create will be just for you.
It'll be done this calendar year.
I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.
You have no clue what it's going to be.
The catch: You have to put this in your journal as well.
(This may be one of the first of these Ive done, but the opportunity to have something made by bittercrow broke me.)